Yes, I'm THAT "Tom Croom"

Apr 23

WHAT THE HELL ARROW??? WHAT. THE. HELL.

Apr 22

The lengths I have to go to in order to make the whining sound in the Mustang go away. Ugh.

Pet Peeve: people who have long, loud, family conversations on their cell phones in public… like in a Firestone waiting room.

I like @Chipotle hot sauce, but it (apparently) doesn’t like me.

Apr 21

Hanging outside with #KarmaTheDog http://instagram.com/p/nEgPxUl18H/

Hanging outside with #KarmaTheDog http://instagram.com/p/nEgPxUl18H/

Crazy weekend of project work coming to a close. Still another million things to do tomorrow.

Apr 20

Bung hole. http://instagram.com/p/nBaKnYF19L/

Bung hole. http://instagram.com/p/nBaKnYF19L/

#Caddyshack in #Japanese. http://instagram.com/p/nBQ7CUF12-/

#Caddyshack in #Japanese. http://instagram.com/p/nBQ7CUF12-/

Truly, truly outrageous. http://instagram.com/p/nBN2bXl1_W/

Truly, truly outrageous. http://instagram.com/p/nBN2bXl1_W/

I want my biography to be named “The Perpetual Complexity of Simplification”.